J – Jay, The Jester : BlogchatterA2Z

Some people check in by asking, “How are you feeling?”

Jay checks in by making sure I’m laughing too hard to answer.

He knew I had just come home after chemo, but instead of sympathy, he hit me with this:

Jay: “Bro… I may have just ruined my entire love life with one tap.”

Me: “Oh, this is going to be good. What did you do?”

Jay: “I sent a broadcast message by mistake.”

Me: “That doesn’t sound so bad.”

Jay: “It does when the message says, ‘I miss you.’”

I paused. “…Wait. You sent ‘I miss you’ to multiple people at once?”

Jay: “YUP. And guess what? I HAD NO IDEA WHAT A BROADCAST MESSAGE WAS.”

Me: “Jay. No.”

Jay: “Oh, YES. I thought I was texting only my girlfriend. But no, no, no. The entire female population in my contacts got it.”

I gasped.

Me: “How many responses did you get?”

Jay: “Two. And BOTH were terrifying.”

Me: “Who were they?”

Jay: “One was my ex.”

I nearly dropped my phone. “AND THE OTHER?”

Jay: “My neighbor’s mom.”

At this point, I was wheezing.

Me: “BRO.”

Jay: “I KNOW. The ex replied first with ‘Oh? After all these years?’ And I was like NO, WOMAN, NOT YOU.”

I was laughing and crying by now. “And the neighbor’s mom?”

Jay: “She sent a heart emoji. I haven’t stepped out of my house since.”

After days of hospital visits and heavy conversations, this was the laugh I didn’t know I needed. Humor is a magic dust which when sprinkled life flourishes.

The Jays of the world remind us that:

Technology is dangerous in the wrong hands. Double-check before you hit send. Maybe triple-check.

If you ever accidentally confess your love to multiple people, at least you will have a funny story to tell.

Have you ever had a texting disaster? Or do you know a Jay who turns every conversation into a comedy show?

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